If Eastenders old dibby posse Dot cotton, Pat Butcher and Nana Moon were to be trained in sword play by Lone Wolf & Cub (Jap slasher film father and son combo) could they beat a highly trained Ninja?

This depends. What sort of ninja is it an assian sort of ninja or a jackie chan showing off ninja.

You scare me!!!! How do you come up with these questions? *laughs* I wanna know where these originate.

Hmmm. It would depend if the soap-opera scaries were armed with handbags or not.

The Ninja would win. Sensei Mike Finn's columns in MAI on the history of ninjutsu gave a great insight into the training and abilities of true ninjas.

Simon Eaton
would be a dark and mean ninja.

lasombra
Humm the large monkey that follows me every where whispers these questions in my ear!! As for the old biddiys they would be armed with thier own personalized wepons Pat; nunchucka earrings, nana; slippers with hidden spring loaded blades, Dot: Razor sharp _meta_l teeth and super heated iorn fists!

surf_digby
yes ninjitsu is a very efficient martial art but you gotta remeber that the jubble sale loving eastend crones have been trained by Lone Wolf & Cub who have Samurai turned hired killer wandering a land called hell Skill!!!

hhhmm dark and mean...hhmm I reckon the oll biddes would win if they were nice to the guy